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Des Moines needs a big ol' cash infusion to right the ship. Spending 140 points to get $14 million in cash.

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Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:11 am

Anyone else ready now? Day drinking FTW!

Let's go!

So 9-10pm ET (The only zone that matters)....

After Mountain Time of course, cause we have the coolest name.

8ff28cf6ee09527c19079f5f3aa20480.jpg 1B This is one area where the Kernels are in good shape. Juan Mateo is a solid bat, since making his BBA debut with Phoenix in 2041, Mateo has had a WRC+ north of 100 every season. He’s also decent with the glove too, normally possessing a positive ZR and EFF ab...

Hoped to play him there a lot more this season, but alas, injuries...

Corn.jpg The Good Lucio De La Cruz This 26-year old Argentine can mash. So far in 2044 he has accumulated a 3.0 WAR by hitting 42 dingers, driving in 83 and slashing .264/.329/.607. De La Cruz spent little time in the outfield with the team not wanting anymore garbage out there than needed, but the...

Corn.jpg The 2044 regular season is coming to a close and the Des Moines Kernels are once again on the outside looking in. GM Geoff Webb is pretty sure they were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs sometime in April, but he hasn’t gotten around to figuring that out in his fancy new solar po...

I could do Friday, but Saturday be halloween.

Oh god, twisting the knife when talking about the Kernels defence. Tried to address that in the offseason, booted a bad CF and SS, replaced them with better defenders who then got worse. Beginning to think our groundsmen are sabotaging this. Have you tried not tilling up the field and growing a cor...

Oh god, twisting the knife when talking about the Kernels defence. Tried to address that in the offseason, booted a bad CF and SS, replaced them with better defenders who then got worse. Beginning to think our groundsmen are sabotaging this.

Nothing like free advertising for a potential 2045 trade chip. Lucio, Lucio, Lucio, you should know.

Nothing works up thirst for the open bar like the "eternally-long Catholic wedding ceremony." Speaking from multiple experiences.

Well done and happy bday ye olde commishe!

Nailed it. Had a guy who clearly wasn't going to have a good season in DM cause we suck and everyone on the team is angry so might as well get something for him. I hate to use the term, but the Kernels are in a full rebuild which means picking up prospects where we can. Doubt this will do anything f...

3 sims, 3 brawls. 2 of which were donnybrooks. The Des Moines Kernels or the 1974 Philadelphia Flyers?

Peter Pocklington approves.

Agreed.

Castillo can go to my rookie level.

I don't have much to be excited about these days, but the fact that my team is brawling every other sim is fuckin badass.

The last time we saw Tameiro we sent him packing in the 4th. Too bad my rookie closer blew it big time.

Got a minor surplus of lefties in my pen. Ron Gabriel Rafael'Nutball' Rodriguez Norberto Asconcio and Tokimasa Ihara Also, CF Jorge Aranda has drawn some interest, so I'm putting him on the block too. Looking for prospects in return, the likely to be major leaguers kind (so the Killer, not the Fille...