Ok. I know this guy’s philosophy sounds like mine, but I swear this is not me on an alt account.

Doubles and triples are the most beautiful sights in the world. Homers are for people who need participation ribbons to fuel their self-esteem.

Hey, I'd like some of the accolades for this since I'm paying the guy $4m this year and next.

Nice frickin’ cliffhanger. Is the clock ok? Will the clockmaker be able to reassemble it in time for the next sim? Aaaaahhhhh!!! So many questions …

(Stupid Vogts)

My biggest takeaway was the relationship movement has with FIPs which is remarkable considering it should only impact one of the three FIP variables (HRs) . Whereas stuff should influence two (Ks and HRs) and control should factor into all three (Ks, BBs, and HRs). Looks like we found Ron's second ...

| 50IP+ | STU | MOV | CON | PBABIP P | HRR P | |:-----:|:--------:|:--------:|:--------:|:--------:|:--------:| | ERA | -0.20435 | -0.22547 | -0.12532 | -0.03921 | -0.21511 | | ERA+ | 0.279336 | 0.18372 | 0.073466 | 0.059661 | 0.180457 | | FIP | -0.29371 | -0.36135 | -0.20876 | -0.00057 | -0.34408 ...

The only thing I'll add to the above is when one of a pitcher's ratings is elite. For me, movement is king and needs to be at the very least above average, but if a guy has elite stuff or elite command, I'm ok with the opposite rating (stuff/command) being average or above average. This is my "in-a-...

The crack of a branch snapped Foghorn back into consciousness. He couldn’t remember falling asleep or much of anything after he bolted from his Cutlass to get away from the crows the previous evening. Or, to be more truthful, to get away from the images the crows reminded him of from last December ...

My digital token came with a virus.

This doesn’t deserve two points. It didn’t mention anything about the team or how it’s currently doing.

I like the part where you said the Pacific is the best division in baseball.

Good stuff. I was just about to dust off my mic to produce another podcast, but, now that you've taken the initiative, I don't have to. Much appreciated!

Sacramento receives - SP Cheslav Evrafov (Waivers) RF Nazeeh Ragheb BBA Yellow Springs receives - SP/RP Antonio Baldez BBA RF John Hopkins BBA OF Carlos Hernandez AA Please throw Ragheeb into the open RF slot vs RHP. Please put Evrafov into middle relief. Thanks. Please get Ragheeb a ring if you ca...

Bikini receives:
$1.2m
Four overripe bananas (non-organic)

Sacramento receives:
RP Dvimurdhan Sameer AAA
One free Grand Slam (redeemable only at the Bikini Denny's Restaurant)

Recte, please place Sameer on my BBA roster as Middle Relief. Thanks!

@RonCo

Sacramento receives -
SP Cheslav Evrafov (Waivers)
RF Nazeeh Ragheb BBA

Yellow Springs receives -
SP/RP Antonio Baldez BBA
RF John Hopkins BBA
OF Carlos Hernandez AA

Please throw Ragheeb into the open RF slot vs RHP.
Please put Evrafov into middle relief.

Thanks.

@Trebro

jiminyhopkins wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:04 am

Do any of these guys play for Montreal?

Thank you for the Unem Ploid vote. This thoughtful gesture only helps you in our future trade discussions concerning him.

Never heard of these guys.

I prefer my Band-Aids ripped off. Also, the bugs will make me feel not so dead inside even if for brief passing moments. (And, we all learn together with the player progression stuff as I refuse to play single player, because I refuse to learn any more fake player names).

+1 to a conversion during this next offseason. We're in it or not, and we'd be in it together. As long as it doesn't muck up the history of the league, let's go. (I quickly scrolled past Ron's charts... sorry, Ron .... but I didn't see anything about the green-eyed woman, Kate's Cookies, or Carlos ...

+1 to a conversion during this next offseason. We're in it or not, and we'd be in it together. As long as it doesn't muck up the history of the league, let's go. (I quickly scrolled past Ron's charts... sorry, Ron .... but I didn't see anything about the green-eyed woman, Kate's Cookies, or Carlos C...

RonCo wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:25 am

jiminyhopkins wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:03 am