The original song "Kernels on Fire" placed first in the Heartland-wide high-school composition contest for team fight song. The song was composed by 16-y.o. Lila Thompson from Cedar Rapids and performed herein by the Cornfield Chords. Runner-up in the contest was "Home run Hustlers," contributed by ...

Candy-corn lover GM Jessie Ramirez thought, "huh, maybe I could sign somebody." So he searched and found three guys that made the opening-day roster. These included starter Manuel 'Smalls' Camacho (6/5/7). Des Moines welcomes back the nine-year Kernel hurler after his one-year hiatus in Portland. Sm...

The Amazing Sydney Sharks are, according to the game, 1743-1741 (.500287026406294...) in their 22-year existence. They've made the playoffs 6 times and won the championship 4 times, including a threepeat in '45, '46, '47. Last year they were 74-78, and this season they have a new GM in Jim Leyritz (...

Brandon Slouck begins his second season as the GM of the Johnson League Rocky Mountain Oysters, which plays its home games at Smashburger Field, a six-year-old offense-prone stadium with 50,000 capacity located in city, state? In 2058 RMO finished fifth in the Frontier Division with an 83-79 record,...

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I'll swap with someone.

I'd swap! I'll take RMO if you do DM.

Put me down for DM.

I assume Josh won't be reviewing RMO, so I will write it.

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Wed May 08, 2024 10:01 am

Welcome to 2059 v25 OOTP ball kid! At least he has some blue numbers, eh?!

And he hit .393 in college, so we'll see!

Game's still got "conitioning." Thought they were gonna fix that.

Searching Amazon for "dry sauna"

Rookie GM JRamirez and team rep Walter Wilhelm, Jr (who's also the owner's son and probable heir apparent) had missed the herd of bison grazing peaceably in northwest Iowa, and had landed in southwestern Minnesota, not far from...in fact, readers, they had landed in the Matrix, a couple miles out of...

Offering a discount on OF Hasheem Makin.
Extremely Popular...will pop your FI
Superstar batter and fielder
Only $12M this year!!!
Wanting a good LF or RF for him

Green-behind-the-ears-GM J. Ramirez (who just spent the offseason bolstering the Cairo Pharaohs in phar-off Egypt) arrived sooner than expected in Des Moines. Sooner, because he had never left his beloved Memphis, Tennessee and ran his Restock the Nile Program from The 901. Expected, because he heed...

fucking A

Guys, it's been fun. I'm out of here, off to the USA and Des Moines , Iowa. Is this heaven? Yes, like others, I wish I could take my centerfielder with me. Who locked him up in the GBC in two more years? Ass hole. Then someone said, have you looked at the Kernels centerfielder? Holy shot, I like me ...

It seems Gary Powers started a short program in the sim before preseason and finished during the preseason sim. I was able to stick someone else in that slot to train during spring training.

I just started a guy in a short training session in the Sim that starts on the first day of spring training. He'll complete it because the game won't let you put players in a program that there's not enough time to complete. Oh, the preseason sim. I will have to double check, but I think my pitcher ...

I guess in the internal, secret ratings

Did Gonzalez lose a visible point?

Outfielder: 21-year-old Boulus bin Altair, #2 GBC prospect is available. I would need a very high quality reliever making around $1.3M or less in any return offer. Altair is predicted to hit 38 homers and he's been excelling/on track all offseason at improving Contact.

So, I finally signed a big bat, Wan-ling Koo , who completes our outfield, which has Koo in right, Peyton center, and recently signed Fu Manchu Li in left. That leaves Boulus bin Altair , #2 GBC prospect and who's been excelling all off season, without a fulltime job. Unlike other big names that I t...

Quinn might be headed for a fragile injury rating