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by FuzzyRawley
Thu Feb 10, 2022 2:27 pm
Forum: League Announcements
Topic: GM Change, Des Moines Kernels
Replies: 16
Views: 1090

Re: GM Change, Des Moines Kernels

Good luck and thanks for having me all!
by FuzzyRawley
Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:34 pm
Forum: League Features
Topic: Monday Night Baseball | Week 5 | Omaha at Des Moines (49:10)
Replies: 2
Views: 347

Re: Monday Night Baseball | Week 5 | Omaha at Des Moines (49:10)

This was Deron Alexander's only good game that month. He earned himself a trip back to El Paso (the minor league one) later in the season. Looks like he's found his command again and will be coming back soon, but with the Kernels once again in the cellar, there's no rush.
by FuzzyRawley
Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:28 pm
Forum: League Announcements
Topic: GM Change, Bucharest Impalers
Replies: 13
Views: 1619

Re: GM Change, Bucharest Impalers

Welcome!
by FuzzyRawley
Sun Dec 19, 2021 9:49 am
Forum: League Announcements
Topic: GM Change, Mumbai Metro Stars
Replies: 27
Views: 3776

Re: GM Change, Mumbai Metro Stars

welcome!
by FuzzyRawley
Sat Dec 11, 2021 11:14 am
Forum: Portland Lumberjacks
Topic: Hold My Log - 49.25 - Under Covers With Kate; Vol.4
Replies: 6
Views: 493

Re: Hold My Log - 49.25 - Under Covers With Kate; Vol.4

Oh man. I would've suspected Kate, but I know of her aversion to Babs Collins Jr.'s sloppy seconds.
by FuzzyRawley
Fri Dec 10, 2021 5:36 pm
Forum: Des Moines Kernels
Topic: Kernels Owner Found Dead, List of Suspects Long
Replies: 12
Views: 2275

Kernels Owner Found Dead, List of Suspects Long

Roh Rindfleisch - Des Moines Register The Iowa corn fields hadn't even been planted yet when word hit the streets of Des Moines that the venerable owner of the Kernels, Stephen Collins Jr., had been found dead in his office reportedly clutching a copy of Alan Williamson's finally filled contract. Co...
by FuzzyRawley
Thu Dec 09, 2021 3:32 pm
Forum: League Features
Topic: SmackDowns of the Sim - Sim 2
Replies: 4
Views: 492

Re: SmackDowns of the Sim - Sim 2

I'm going to have to start hiding folding chairs in the bullpen for when the smackdowns break out.

Either that or get one of those guys from "parts unknown".
by FuzzyRawley
Sat Nov 27, 2021 9:45 am
Forum: Des Moines Kernels
Topic: He Who Walks Behind the Rows - The Offseason Part 2
Replies: 1
Views: 1260

He Who Walks Behind the Rows - The Offseason Part 2

Corn.jpg Whoa nelly, stop the presses, idle the combines, pause the script. Des Moines has done it again! GM Geoff Webb has shocked the BBA by making two major signings. And by shocked, I mean, nobody noticed and by major, I actually mean the Polish version of major, which I am told, actually means...
by FuzzyRawley
Fri Nov 26, 2021 8:52 am
Forum: Trade Analysis
Topic: Who Won the Trade: May 26, 2041(Calgary/Brooklyn)
Replies: 3
Views: 4876

Re: Who Won the Trade: May 26, 2041(Calgary/Brooklyn)

Nobody wins in a trade involving two Des Moines starters from the last decade. There's only pain.


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by FuzzyRawley
Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:50 am
Forum: League Polls
Topic: Will Heartland Secure All 4 FL Wildcards?
Replies: 4
Views: 661

Re: Will Heartland Secure All 4 FL Wildcards?

GoldenOne wrote:
Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:03 am
Heartland will beat up on each other letting another Pacific team slide in there.
Naw, you forget that Des Moines exists...
by FuzzyRawley
Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:53 am
Forum: Calgary Pioneers
Topic: 2048-7 Normore is No More?
Replies: 8
Views: 1056

Re: 2048-7 Normore is No More?

He looks like the kinda player that would sign a large contract with Des Moines and immediately lose 60 points on his OBP the next season.
by FuzzyRawley
Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:54 pm
Forum: Des Moines Kernels
Topic: He Who Walks Behind the Rows Offseason 2048 Pt 1
Replies: 1
Views: 1237

He Who Walks Behind the Rows Offseason 2048 Pt 1

Corn.jpg Are you horrified by watching paint dry? Or maybe watching corn grow? Well then, you'll be horrified by boredom by Des Moines' offseason! Its especially horrifically boring because Des Moines is finally free of dead money, which at one point in the last few seasons, totalled over $30 milli...
by FuzzyRawley
Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:26 pm
Forum: League Polls
Topic: Does Brooklyn Having 40 Million in cap space make them a player in free agency?
Replies: 9
Views: 999

Re: Does Brooklyn Having 40 Million in cap space make them a player in free agency?

I'm voting maybe because, like my actual household finances, I have no idea.
by FuzzyRawley
Sat Nov 20, 2021 1:25 pm
Forum: New Applicants
Topic: Application from Dusty King - New Applicant
Replies: 18
Views: 4517

Re: Application from Dusty King - New Applicant

Welcome aboard!
by FuzzyRawley
Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:03 am
Forum: Des Moines Kernels
Topic: The Offseason Again....
Replies: 2
Views: 1266

The Offseason Again....

Offseason is here again for the Des Moines Kernels which means its time to see all which didn't work again for Des Moines this past season. Once again, the offense was abysmal and the pitching plus defense was subpar. The hope was that with Roberto Viramontas and the arrival of Felix 'Matchbox' Parr...
by FuzzyRawley
Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:10 pm
Forum: League Announcements
Topic: Happy Birthday, Commish
Replies: 2
Views: 557

Re: Happy Birthday, Commish

HBD! Thanks for all you do.
by FuzzyRawley
Sun Oct 24, 2021 10:24 am
Forum: General Manager Availability
Topic: YS9 Even Less Attentive Than the New Norm
Replies: 8
Views: 1112

Re: YS9 Even Less Attentive Than the New Norm

Sorry to hear Ron. Hope you guys can find comfort while dealing with al this.
by FuzzyRawley
Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:50 pm
Forum: Completed Trades
Topic: Nashville/Des Moines
Replies: 3
Views: 527

Re: Nashville/Des Moines

Dington wrote:
Tue Oct 19, 2021 5:44 pm
Des Moines receives:

LF Pedro Mendoza
2B Marvin Isworth
LF Hasheem Makin AAA
SP Jon Brown A

Nashville receives:

2B Roberto Viramontes
1B Juan Mateo
C Dave Butler
SP Stephen Clayton A

Instructions to follow
Confirmed.

Mendoza can take over in LF for White
Isworth to 2B
by FuzzyRawley
Thu Oct 07, 2021 8:03 am
Forum: General Manager Availability
Topic: Des Moines Canuckian Thanksgiving
Replies: 0
Views: 508

Des Moines Canuckian Thanksgiving

Taking the trailer out to parts unknown for Canajun Thanksgiving. One last time before the snow flies...literally since its supposed to snow on Monday.

I'll be missing Sunday's sim.

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