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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 6:56 pm 
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On the eve of the Cartwright playoffs, Louisville Genius, GM Hopkins angrily blew up today.

"I just checked our payroll today, for like, the first time ever," the Genius angrily shouted, "And do you know what I found out?!"

"Richard Krok, our manager, makes over a million bucks!"

"I pay this utility infielder, who never had much of a career, a million bucks! To conduct bed checks and to fill out a lineup card? To blindly tell my players to steal whenever it strikes his fancy? To hit and run? To sacrifice bunt? Hell, he should be paying me!"

"I built this team, a perennial powerhouse; gifting this bozo with the best talent and depth anyone could ever put together...a better job than anyone in the history of the league has done thus far..."

"Do you know what the Sluggers officially pay me? It's half of that! If it wasn't for my constant back handed deals, and graft receiving, and skimming off of contracts, player and supplier alike...I'd be a pauper!"

"Its a good thing I've been so...resourceful...over the years in Louisville..."

"So no matter what happens these next two weeks in Louisville....if some expansion team were to...say...offer me a million or two million to lead their team...well...don't be surprised if I jump ship."

"I hear there's an incredibly handsome man in Kansas looking for some elite talent...and an all-world general manager too."

"Hell...I might just offer myself $5 million a season...errr...He...That Guy...may well offer me....some money...and stuff."


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 7:24 pm 
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It always comes down to money.

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What else is there?


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