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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:01 pm 
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Crash Dominates Mounties, Blitzed By Barnstormers
Questions Begin to Surround His Entourage

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Just when you think Crash LaLoosh is hitting stride, things take a left hand turn. Five days after scattering 7 hits in 8 and a third innings to beat Vancouver and raising his record to 13-10, the right-hander took the hill in Omaha and got his ass handed to him. Five runs, three earned, in four innings. Only one K. Two free passes.

Yeah, we know the team says LaLoosh isn’t hurt. Yes, we know he says he’s got the blahs.

Bull malarkey.

Something is wrong with Crash LaLoosh, and we both know it. The only question in this reporter’s mind is when the truth will come out. When will we find out what’s ailing him? Or worse, given the allegations of gambling circling the league, when will we hear he’s on the take? How much does a hanging slider cost, eh? What price does an extra walk or a fat one down the middle bring?

If not that, what?

Is the guy on dope? Possessed by a demon? Hypnotized by Genius’s minions? What, I ask? The team wants to know. Or at least this fan of the team wants to know. I can handle the truth, believe me.

Because I don’t need my contacts and a flashlight to see that the guy on the hill right now is not Lawrence Columbus LaLoosh.


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He's thinking about that contract he signed in the offseason


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